Tall Tales and Other Funnies of Child Hood

Christ'yal gave me the idea for our new post for today.  So, let's see what stories we can share of our child hood and share some humor to brighten up everyones day!

Looking forward to reading everyones tall tales and other adventures of your childhood.

To get us started I will tell mine:

This happened shortly after learning to drive.  It was a hot summer day so while driving down the interstate with my window down (keep in mind my car was a stick shift) a bee flew into the window of my car.  Now the fact that I am allergic to bees only intensified my panicing reaction. By now the bee has flown up my loose shorts and is right at my crouch.  Now is the time for prayer.  Oh, the thoughts going threw my head
what if it stings me there, the doctors laughing, the swelling, the itching.  Then my mind goes to getting off the interstate before I wreck so while pulling over in the emergency lane and trying to stop it occurs to me that I'm driving a stick shift and I will have to push the clutch before I can push the break.  Well, now this means that I'm going to have to straighten my leg and that will pull my shorts tight on my leg ensuring that the bee will definitly sting me.  So, now driving down the interstate in the emergency lane like a crazy person, I start trying to shake the loose part of my shorts to free the bee.  By the grace of prayer and probably a whole lot of luck the bee finally flew out of my shorts and out the window and I was not stung.  After stopping, taking a deep breath and gaining my composure I continued on my way.